National Tell a Joke Day!
To honor this holiday here I go....
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act nuts.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
It’s time to get a new fence.
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What is a bird after he is four days old?
He is five days old.
Enjoy the day, my friends!
Later -- Remington --
did I see a smile?
-- out!
35 comments:
Woof! Woof! Golden Laughs!!! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
BOL. I like those Remington! Puppy kisses, Miss Mindy
Remington,
What a great way to start my day! I have missed you my furiend. :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Too funny! Thanks for the early morning laugh!
Sam
MOL MOL MOL!! Rem you crack me up. Girls like funny guys and not only are you funny your are handsome. Big hugs from your BFFF,
Madi
what do you give to an elephant with belly-ache?
lots of space
loved your jokes
kisses from pepita and chiquinha
Oh Remington! Thanks so much for the morning chuckles...my 8 yr. old GrandLove is going to LOVE these....
BlessYourComedianHeart
whoo hooo I laughed at the jokes, but that BIG SMILE of yours was what made me LAUGH OUT LOUD
BWHahahahahahah....Me be laughin' da rest of da day now!
You always make us smile!!
XOXO
The Rocky Creek Scotties and Ivy
Yah, that was us smilin.....you quack yourself up, dont you Remington?? BOL Great jokes!!
wags
Jazzi and Addy
You never fail to entertain!
-Corbin
Remington... you are one talented dude!
Sam and Pippen
Remington, you are so funny!!! Love the jokes!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly
WOOF!!! Too funny my furry four legged friend!
'love & hugs from afar'
TeeHee..TeeHeeHee...What a good comedian you are Remington!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jacob and Bilbo
Love it! :) My son has a knock knock joke for you Remington..
Knock Knock.. (who's there)
Duane.. (Duane who?)
Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning.
Did you woof? :)
Thanks for sharing your jokes, and love the pic of you laughing! Buster sends wet kisses!
BaaaaaWAAAAAHHHHH Rem. you are a RIOT
Happy Laugh Day! You have a cute smile!
hahahhahaa.. love the last one best! Thanks for sharing these funnies with us. Have a great day Rem!
BOL! You funny boy! I love that laughing picture of you.
You are a natural born Neuf stand up!!! Leno has nothing on you, Rem!!! And yes, you should have seen me smiling through the screen, woof!!!
The tall guy says he knows some jokes but they are not allowed to be written down or told in mixed company! :)
OMD you are a crack up there Rem. Maybe you should go on tour!
woos, Tessa
Love it Remington, here's a couple for you from the kitties:
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
(Well the kitties laughed anyway!) =^..^=
OMC.... great jokes... You are the best.
pawhugs, Max
hahahahah I like the squirrel one!
Ha Rooo roooo, Remington. We see you got a big chuckle out of your jokes. We did too. We all need to laugh more - makes for a much happier life.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Those are great jokes! Thanks for the smiles, Remington!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Bwahahaha!
Those are real knee slappers.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
thats right...the only way to catch those tree rats
Benny & Lily
Your blog is such a bright spot! We've been catching up and we got jokes and a tour of your lovely garden and a closer introduction to the baby kitties that, thanks to you, will not grow up to be feral and may even find loving homes when it's time to leave their kittie mama. Thanks for such a nice day, Remington.
Jed & Abby
Remington!!! We just LOVE that great big beautiful smile of yours!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
Hahhahahahhaha! You're nutty my furiend :) Thanks for the chuckles and your wonderful great big smiley! :D
Waggin at ya,
Roo
You sure are FUNNY Rem. :)
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