Tuesday, August 16, 2011

And today is....

National Tell a Joke Day!


To honor this holiday here I go....

How do you catch a squirrel?


Climb a tree and act nuts.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?


 It’s time to get a new fence.

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What is a bird after he is four days old?


He is five days old.


Enjoy the day, my friends!

Later -- Remington --
did I see a smile?
-- out!

36 comments:

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Golden Laughs!!! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Gloria said...

BOL. I like those Remington! Puppy kisses, Miss Mindy

Maggie Mae said...

Remington,

What a great way to start my day! I have missed you my furiend. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Sam said...

Too funny! Thanks for the early morning laugh!

Sam

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL!! Rem you crack me up. Girls like funny guys and not only are you funny your are handsome. Big hugs from your BFFF,
Madi

Grupo Mãos Dadas said...

what do you give to an elephant with belly-ache?




lots of space

loved your jokes
kisses from pepita and chiquinha

Dar said...

Oh Remington! Thanks so much for the morning chuckles...my 8 yr. old GrandLove is going to LOVE these....
BlessYourComedianHeart

Sandra said...

whoo hooo I laughed at the jokes, but that BIG SMILE of yours was what made me LAUGH OUT LOUD

Amber DaWeenie said...

BWHahahahahahah....Me be laughin' da rest of da day now!

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

You always make us smile!!

XOXO
The Rocky Creek Scotties and Ivy

Jazzi said...

Yah, that was us smilin.....you quack yourself up, dont you Remington?? BOL Great jokes!!

wags
Jazzi and Addy

Corbin said...

You never fail to entertain!
-Corbin

Sam and Pippen said...

Remington... you are one talented dude!

Sam and Pippen

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Remington, you are so funny!!! Love the jokes!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

Cher' Shots said...

WOOF!!! Too funny my furry four legged friend!
'love & hugs from afar'

Dory and the Mama said...

TeeHee..TeeHeeHee...What a good comedian you are Remington!!

Smileys!
Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

Kelli said...

Love it! :) My son has a knock knock joke for you Remington..
Knock Knock.. (who's there)
Duane.. (Duane who?)
Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning.
Did you woof? :)
Thanks for sharing your jokes, and love the pic of you laughing! Buster sends wet kisses!

Frankie Furter said...

BaaaaaWAAAAAHHHHH Rem. you are a RIOT

Chatty Crone said...

Happy Laugh Day! You have a cute smile!

Anny said...

hahahhahaa.. love the last one best! Thanks for sharing these funnies with us. Have a great day Rem!

Whisppy said...

BOL! You funny boy! I love that laughing picture of you.

Ginny said...

You are a natural born Neuf stand up!!! Leno has nothing on you, Rem!!! And yes, you should have seen me smiling through the screen, woof!!!

JackDaddy said...

The tall guy says he knows some jokes but they are not allowed to be written down or told in mixed company! :)

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD you are a crack up there Rem. Maybe you should go on tour!

woos, Tessa

Kitcaboodles said...

Love it Remington, here's a couple for you from the kitties:
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
(Well the kitties laughed anyway!) =^..^=

Max the Quilt Cat said...

OMC.... great jokes... You are the best.

pawhugs, Max

The Mama Monster said...

Heheheh

brooke said...

hahahahah I like the squirrel one!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Ha Rooo roooo, Remington. We see you got a big chuckle out of your jokes. We did too. We all need to laugh more - makes for a much happier life.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Maggie and Mitch said...

Those are great jokes! Thanks for the smiles, Remington!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Oskar said...

Bwahahaha!

Those are real knee slappers.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Benny and Lily said...

thats right...the only way to catch those tree rats
Benny & Lily

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Your blog is such a bright spot! We've been catching up and we got jokes and a tour of your lovely garden and a closer introduction to the baby kitties that, thanks to you, will not grow up to be feral and may even find loving homes when it's time to leave their kittie mama. Thanks for such a nice day, Remington.

Jed & Abby

bichonpawz said...

Remington!!! We just LOVE that great big beautiful smile of yours!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Roo said...

Hahhahahahhaha! You're nutty my furiend :) Thanks for the chuckles and your wonderful great big smiley! :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Sagira said...

You sure are FUNNY Rem. :)