You all know me so well
that you will not be surprised
that I am going to try yet
another profession....
Here we go....
Why are cats such good singers?
Because they're very mewsical.
Can anything be smarter than a cat
that can count?
that can count?
Yes, a spelling bee!
What is a cat's favourite car?
The Catillac.
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
I don’t care who you are,
that’s funny right there….
Oh give me a break....
Later -- Remington --
Git-R-Done!
-- out!
37 comments:
MOL...I know we'll see you soon on Comedy Central. Love the outfit.
pawhugs, Max
BOL, you are hillarious Rem! Keep bringing the jokes on! Puppy kisses, Miss Mindy
You SHOULD be a comedian!! You are so funny!
That was funny! But I think Ozabella's look tops it all. :p
Ozabella wins the prize. That was a pawfect comment.
Remington,
Girls love tall, dark, handsome funny guys in plaid shirts. I'm purrty sure your phone will be ringing off the hook today.
Hugs from your biggest fan,
Madi
you make a really funny comic. love the mice cream and Ozzabella covering her face in shame. thanks for the morning smile, you know i love jokes
You crack me up Remington! I love your outfit!
Woof! Woof! Happy "Lots of Golden LAUGHS" Wednesday! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Dude... you might want to listen to Ozabella this one time...
Sam and Pippen
Ozabella looks SO embarrassed!! Like when you're a little kid and your dad makes jokes in front of your friends!! Hey, Rem, at least your tried, right??
-Gizmo, Barrt and Ruby
Hey Remington!
Wow, you're gonna be a sensation! Move over Larry, you've got competition! BTW: Maybe you should apologize to those in New Guinea for that! Teeeheee Great pix!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Remington,
You Got-R-Done! :) Happy Wednesday my furiend!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
You made ME smile!
Hugs,
MOL! We enjoyed them Remi!
BWHahahahahahahaha....you quack me up Rem!
Hahahaha, you succeed at everything you do, Rem.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
You bumped my funny bone, Rem! ♥♫
Here's one for you-Why did the chicken cross the road?--To show the skunk it COULD be done! My skunks never got the joke!
"Mice cream cone"?!?! HA roo roo roo!!!
Play bows,
Zim
Oh yea Rem you are one funny pup! Mom is still laughin!
woos, Tessa
Rem, you are just beyond anything in your Larry outfit!!! And you are actually better than Larry The Cable Guy!! I think Ozabella must be thinking up some dog jokes right about now!
Rem, regardless of what Ozabella may think - that was not a CATastrophe!! Good job ole' boy!
Lovin' the flannel!
'love & hugs from afar'
ROFLOLOLOL - great work, Remington. We bet Trevor and Bailey can provide you with a great audience too.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
You had us hooting, Remington! Thanks!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Get R Done! You're so funny Rem.
You're so much better looking than Larry...
Can you look for you on Comedy Central soon?
xoxo
BOLBOLBOL....We all think you are hilarious here Remington!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jacob & Bilbo
Remington, you are adorable!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly
We should start our own comedy blog. Jack and Remington's All-Star Comedy Salute.
What?
Ok, ok.
Remington and Jack's All Star Comedy Salute! :)
Remington... those were a HOOT!!! And your DELIVERY... Spot on!!
That outfit was hilarious!!!! Love it!
You are one funny dude! I am thinking maybe you should try out for America's Got Talent!
Your pal, Pip
Looks like Ozabella would rather you save your "routine" for somewhere other than her next kitten party! We thought MICE cream cone wqas pretty funny....
YOu made us laugh Remington!! You make a great comedian!! Ozabella just cant believe it just yet!! BOL
wags
Jazzi and Addy
You are a funny fellow Remington and you would be a great stand-up comedian but it was Ozabella's reaction that really cracked me up. MOL!
hahahah Remington I think you should stick to Full Moon reporting. ahahaha
Teehee you've got to love Ozabella!
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