Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Comedian....


You all know me so well
that you will not be surprised
that I am going to try yet
another profession....

A comedian....

 kind of like
Larry The Cable Guy --


So....

Here we go....


Why are cats such good singers?
Because they're very mewsical.

Can anything be smarter than a cat
that can count?
Yes, a spelling bee!
 
What is a cat's favourite car?
The Catillac.

Why did the cat run from the tree?
 Because it was afraid of the bark!

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
 
I don’t care who you are,
that’s funny right there….
 
 
 
Oh give me a break....
 


Later -- Remington --
Git-R-Done!
-- out!

37 comments:

Max the Quilt Cat said...

MOL...I know we'll see you soon on Comedy Central. Love the outfit.

pawhugs, Max

Gloria said...

BOL, you are hillarious Rem! Keep bringing the jokes on! Puppy kisses, Miss Mindy

Priscilla said...

You SHOULD be a comedian!! You are so funny!

Whisppy said...

That was funny! But I think Ozabella's look tops it all. :p

Gus said...

Ozabella wins the prize. That was a pawfect comment.

Madi and Mom said...

Remington,
Girls love tall, dark, handsome funny guys in plaid shirts. I'm purrty sure your phone will be ringing off the hook today.
Hugs from your biggest fan,
Madi

Sandra said...

you make a really funny comic. love the mice cream and Ozzabella covering her face in shame. thanks for the morning smile, you know i love jokes

jen said...

You crack me up Remington! I love your outfit!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Happy "Lots of Golden LAUGHS" Wednesday! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Sam and Pippen said...

Dude... you might want to listen to Ozabella this one time...

Sam and Pippen

rottrover said...

Ozabella looks SO embarrassed!! Like when you're a little kid and your dad makes jokes in front of your friends!! Hey, Rem, at least your tried, right??

-Gizmo, Barrt and Ruby

Sarge said...

Hey Remington!
Wow, you're gonna be a sensation! Move over Larry, you've got competition! BTW: Maybe you should apologize to those in New Guinea for that! Teeeheee Great pix!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Maggie Mae said...

Remington,

You Got-R-Done! :) Happy Wednesday my furiend!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

♥ Sallie said...

You made ME smile!

Hugs,

Junior and Orion said...

MOL! We enjoyed them Remi!

Amber DaWeenie said...

BWHahahahahahahaha....you quack me up Rem!

Oskar said...

Hahahaha, you succeed at everything you do, Rem.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Marilyn said...

You bumped my funny bone, Rem! ♥♫

Here's one for you-Why did the chicken cross the road?--To show the skunk it COULD be done! My skunks never got the joke!

The Army of Four said...

"Mice cream cone"?!?! HA roo roo roo!!!
Play bows,
Zim

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh yea Rem you are one funny pup! Mom is still laughin!

woos, Tessa

Ginny said...

Rem, you are just beyond anything in your Larry outfit!!! And you are actually better than Larry The Cable Guy!! I think Ozabella must be thinking up some dog jokes right about now!

Cher' Shots said...

Rem, regardless of what Ozabella may think - that was not a CATastrophe!! Good job ole' boy!
Lovin' the flannel!
'love & hugs from afar'

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

ROFLOLOLOL - great work, Remington. We bet Trevor and Bailey can provide you with a great audience too.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Maggie and Mitch said...

You had us hooting, Remington! Thanks!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Sagira said...

Get R Done! You're so funny Rem.

Ms. ~K said...

You're so much better looking than Larry...
Can you look for you on Comedy Central soon?
xoxo

Dory and the Mama said...

BOLBOLBOL....We all think you are hilarious here Remington!!


Smileys!
Dory, Jacob & Bilbo

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Remington, you are adorable!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

JackDaddy said...

We should start our own comedy blog. Jack and Remington's All-Star Comedy Salute.

What?

Ok, ok.

Remington and Jack's All Star Comedy Salute! :)

Frankie Furter said...

Remington... those were a HOOT!!! And your DELIVERY... Spot on!!

The Mama Monster said...

That outfit was hilarious!!!! Love it!

Mr. Pip said...

You are one funny dude! I am thinking maybe you should try out for America's Got Talent!

Your pal, Pip

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Looks like Ozabella would rather you save your "routine" for somewhere other than her next kitten party! We thought MICE cream cone wqas pretty funny....

Jazzi said...

YOu made us laugh Remington!! You make a great comedian!! Ozabella just cant believe it just yet!! BOL

wags
Jazzi and Addy

SquirrelQueen said...

You are a funny fellow Remington and you would be a great stand-up comedian but it was Ozabella's reaction that really cracked me up. MOL!

brooke said...

hahahah Remington I think you should stick to Full Moon reporting. ahahaha

Kitcaboodles said...

Teehee you've got to love Ozabella!