Dilemma....
I need to earn some extra money
for an awesome present for
my girlfriend, Miss Sasha....
This is her....isn't she cute?
So after hours of laying on
the picnic table it came to me....
I will hire myself out as
a centerpiece for your holiday table....
I am available until
December 15th....
Just call me at 5379047309473092
at your earliest convenience....
Remember --
nothing says Christmas like a
Remington Centerpiece....
Later -- Remington --
oh my! The phone lines are
lighting up!
-- out!
45 comments:
Dearest Remington
May I request the honor of your presence on my table on the Eve of Dec 14th? My check is in the mail and I will provide room and board while you are here.
Hugs madi your BFFF
You're the most gorgeous, festive centerpiece of this candy sticks season!!!
you were on another line when I called to tell you i would love to have you as a centerpiece. the thing is our only table is 4 x 4 foot and glass, so i am wondering if we would have to hold our plates in our lap...BOL
We are booking you Remington in all your finery. What a handsome centerpiece you make. We will have the best festive table around. Sending you a ticket for Pets On Jets. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
We need one, um you, um... When are you available?
Sam
I would love love love to have you as my centerpiece. Sandie
That is an awesome idea! I'm sure you will make enough money soon so you can buy Sasha that lovely gift.
Millie
I'll go and buy a bigger table just to have the Remington centerpiece! As always, you are a very handsome boy and I love the festive outfit!
MOM wants to hire you for a party at the homeless shelter. But it is on the 19th. do you think if she doubled your fee you could come?
Blessings,
Goose
Hmmmm well first me and mum are going out to buy a bigger table then we're definatly going to book you, i'm sure you'll make the perfect centre piece for our table. We shall order the flights and accomidation right away ;)
Milo :)
Hmmm.....think we need a bigger table too! Hows about the evening of the 15th?
Lovies, Miss Mindy
Hi Bro,
This should have been your Christmas card picture. You are very handsome to say the least! It must run in the family!!!!!!
Have an awesome day and hope you earn enough to get Ms. Sasha the gift you want.
Love
Your Bro Leo, Grady and Mom
Woof! Woof! Oh my you are wearing one of those sweater...Golden LAUGHS! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Rem...I don't think our table is big enough for a Rem-size centerpiece...but boy, I wish it was because you look smashing!!!!!
Your pal,
Oz
Priceless!!!!!!
Benny & Lily
Wemington
You should have gobs of money fow that pwesent fow yoow bootiful Miss Shasta. Who coold pawsibully wesist a Wemington centewpiece?
Soochie kisses
Asta
REMINGTON... you look Spectacular!!!
You should make TONS of green papers with this.
SPECTACULAR we say..
Just Spectacular.
I don't think my table could hold you! But I do believe you'd make an excellent door stop! :)
Way to earn extra $$ for your girlfriend's gift!
First - we just saw your snow! That is AWESOME! Can Dave and I come over? You two could play some snow football and I could build us a cool snow fort! What do you say?
Second - Mom would like you for the whole time block. She said she's willing to pay eleventy seven dollars. I don't know how much that is, but I know where she keeps the credit card ... so I can cover it!
Play bows,
Zim
SOLD, when can ya get here..BOL xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
We'll take 2 please!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Can we ship you to Canada? Mom's Christmas table would be spectacular!
You look wonderful! You can be the centrepiece for our table any day - except you are probably a bit big, LOL!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
HH says that she would hire you, but we live in a condo and we don't think our table is big enough. Very wonderful outfit you are wearing.
Have a great day.
hugs, Max, Bugsy and Knuckles
Let me purchase a largertable, and that'll be a deal.:-)
Oh Remington, you are BEAUTIFUL!!! If that can be said about a boy, but I can't help myself! I am afraid that if I hired you for my table, I might dognap you and not be able to give you back! Of course, my cats might have a meow or two to say about that.
You make the perfect centerpiece!
You look so smart Remington, who wouldn't want you as their centre piece?
you would make a pawsome centerpiece. I'm sure you will make a ton of money
Nice photos just keep it up and share more posts like it.
I would love to have you for a centerpiece on our table!
Only problem is: I will have to get a bigger table!! LOL
No snow yet?!
It sure looked like you were going to get some over the weekend!
You better remind Santa Paws you need snow soon!
Cyber Belly Rubs,
Kathy
We have an antique dining room table, Remington. Would it collapse underneath your weight? You surely would make a great conversation centerpiece!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
You would make the cutest center piece ever
You can be my centerpiece any day Remington. And...Sammy wants to know if he can borrow your festive outfit! Maybe Annabelle would like him better then!
I'd hire you in the New Year, too. You'd look great here in Colorado! Be sure and get something sparkly for your gal!!♥♫
Remington, you can come and be our centerpiece any and all the days you want. And we will give you lots of time off to play with us too:)
Oh, and can you bring some snow too?
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
What a wonderful idea Remmington! You can make lots of money- everyone will want you
love
tweedles
Sounds like your idea might be a gold mine but remember, the very BEST gifts cannot be bought even in the fanciest stores.
Oh you would be a beautiful centerpiece! What a great idea! :)
I like your suit! You come up with brilliant ideas, my friend
Cotton
Hi Sweety, I love your idea, but you don't have to get me anything, I will just take you under my tree. Our evening by your fireplace was the best gift I ever got. I love your Christmas shirt, you look so handsome.
Loveys and hugs your Sasha
BOL! You make a pawsome centerpiece my furiend :D
Thanks for the luvely Christmas Card! Mom put it on our display shelves so I can wag at ya every day :D
Waggin at ya,
Roo
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