after the arrest of the Nut Cracker Gang,
which I may add was handled superbly by
Sarge, Chief of Police,
Zona, Chief Deputy,
Pip, Chief of Detectives,
Puddles, Private Investigator,
Mona, Civilian Desk Clerk....
it is now in my hands to rule
on the future of these outlaws.
After reviewing all the evidence carefully
I have made my ruling....
As this is their second offense
I have ruled that they will be on parole
in a remote forest in the coldest part
of Minnesota for one year.
They will all be fitted with ankle bracelets
and monitored for that period of time.
If anyone breaks parole in that time frame
a much harsher sentence will be enacted.
On this day April 3, 2011 this is my ruling.