Sunday, April 3, 2011

Order....Order....

Here come the Judge, Here come the Judge,
order in the court now,
Here come the Judge!
Blogville residents....
after the arrest of the Nut Cracker Gang,
which I may add was handled superbly by
Sarge, Chief of Police,
Zona, Chief Deputy,
Pip, Chief of Detectives,
Puddles, Private Investigator,
Mona, Civilian Desk Clerk....
it is now in my hands to rule
on the future of these outlaws. 
 
After reviewing all the evidence carefully
I have made my ruling....
 
As this is their second offense
I have ruled that they will be on parole
in a remote forest in the coldest part
of Minnesota for one year. 
They will all be fitted with ankle bracelets
and monitored for that period of time. 
If anyone breaks parole in that time frame
a much harsher sentence will be enacted. 
On this day April 3, 2011 this is my ruling. 
 
Judge Remington Steal

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AND today is Amy's birthday!


Happy Birthday Amy!

After that long trip to
yesterday and all this Judge stuff
-- I need to rest....
Later -- Remington --
my toe is getting better
-- out!

22 comments:

Sarge said...

Hey Your Honor!
Wow, very nicely done. Swift, fair, tough justice. Perfect. Let them hang out in the cold weather. Thanks for being such a great judge for our community! Happy BDay to Amy and enjoy your Zzzzzzzzzzz's.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Sandra said...

at least you will not be known as the "hanging judge" just the send them to Siberia judge. ha ha. oH NO not a cold winter in MI... yikes and those ankle bracelets my get reallly cold. glad your toe is better and happy birthday to Amy in Fargo

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Happy Birthday Amy.... Have a wonderful celebration today.

pawhugs, Max

Frankie Furter said...

I think that is a most FAIR sentence. I am sure that they will thing 87 times before they mess with Blogville again.

HAPPY BIRFDAY AMY!!! I hope that you had a wonderful visit with the GRRRRREATEST BLOGVILLE JUDGE EVER!!
I am glad your toe is better Your Honor.

Cher' Shots said...

Your Honor, it is my honor to know you! Give Amy a big ole' birthday hug for me, thanks! Was it hard putting those little ankle bracelets on them??? LOL
'love & hugs from afar'

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Remington Steal....I personally think you look best with black hair....talk, black-haired, handsome Newfies make my heart skip a beat!!\
How is your toe?

OMC Rem you have beautiful women in your family!!
Amy looks just like Beth and has her smile too
Hugs Madi

Ms. ~K said...

Mom went all oooooh and awwww when she saw your last photo!
xoxo

Sagira said...

Happy Birthday Amy!

Wow...you are so cute as a judge Remington.

Ginny said...

Happy birthday to Amy, she is a pretty vision!!! Hope you had fun on your trip! Being a judge takes lots of brain power, hope yours didn't start to smoke under that cool wig! Or should I say hot wig? So glad your toe is better!!

ra husky said...

bol @ 'here come da judge'!

RA

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Seems like a very fair sentence, maybe too fair, but that is not surprising since it came from sweet you. Amy looks very happy - bet she is having a great birthday.

Have a restful Sunday, Rem.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mr. Pip said...

Justice is served! Nice work, Judge!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: Happy Birthday Amy!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy birthday, Amy! We hope you're having a wonderful day!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

soggibottom said...

Think Amy's birfday takes pride of place me ol mate :-)
Hi AMES :-) Hope you had a very very happy birfday... love/lots of it... from AMIE SOTO BLOSSOM X X X Can I help you blow out the candles please ? X

soggibottom said...

Bet Remmington had some cake too :-)x AMES X

Lorenza said...

I am not so sure the sentence is hard enough but... well done, Judge Remington!
Glad your toe is much better!
Happy Birthday Amy!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

The wheels of justice grind slowly but they grind exceedingly fine, am I right?

A very happy birthday to Amy!

Benny and Lily said...

Happee Birthday to Amy
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Happy Gotcha Day to Amy!

Good looks so run in your family!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

SquirrelQueen said...

Well done Judge Remington, we know you thought long and hard before delievering your very fair verdict.

Happy Birthday to Amy!

We are glad to hear your toe is healing.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Firm but fair judgement, Your Honor!

Glad your toe is getting better. Bet jumping in and out of the Judgemobile for the road trip didn't help.

Jed & Abby

Amber DaWeenie said...

I not so sure bout da paroley sentence. Lock up all da Pintos and invisible furends or else.........well, just keep em safe.

Glad your toe is gettin better!