Wednesday, September 1, 2010

CSI Emergency....

I have been called out on a CSI emergency! 
About 4:48am I was called regarding a
fairy assault in the herb garden. 
It seems the fairies were just beginning
their morning work schedule when Blossom
was attacked and one of her wings were broken. 
You know the old saying --
when a fairy breaks a wing a bell rings....
or something like that.... 
 The assailant was seen going west of Gnomeville
shortly after 4:49am by local residents. 
It is reported this gentleman wandered into town 
the day before yesterday seeking work. 
"He seemed a bit shifty" according to
Gnomeville Mayor Puffed Up Pete.  
Please be on the look out for this gentleman
who goes by the name of Tom Foolery.
  He is now on the Gnomeville Most Wanted list.
If you see this person beware he IS dangerous. 
Call me with any information. 

FYI:
 Blossom is recovering very well at the
 Acorn Fairy Hospital. 
Thank you.
 Remington -- Lead Investigator -- out!

35 comments:

Martha and Bailey said...

Remington, we believe we have had a possible sighting of Tom Foolery over here in Scotland. What we don't know is how he got here!
He is in a garden on our walk to the woods! What should we do? Can you fly over? Are we safe? Should we check the garden for fairies?
Please let us know Remington - from your most worried basset friends.
xxxx

The Teacher's Pets said...

Oh dear, I will be on the lookout fur this shifty man fur sure! I don't think he should be allowed to roam your streets or any others fur that matter until he apawlogizes to Blossom, don't you agree? I sure hope all of Frankie's lawn ornaments are safe (you know he has that plywood lady on his porch who might not look too good w/o an arm or leg and all) and everybuddy elses too! Daisy

Mr. Pip said...

Oh goodness, I am so glad you were able to rescue the fairies! How awful that someone would try to harm such innocent little creatures!

Your pal, Pip

Priscilla said...

Oh my!
I'm so glad you were there just in time to rescue the poor fairy!

We'll be sure to check out our gardens for Tom Foolery. However I doubt he'd come all the way to Malaysia.

Madi and Mom said...

H I L A R I O U S!!!
Oh my cats Rem you are looking so official today. Thank goodness you were on call today.
We hope Blossom's recovery is quick.
I, Madi, with jump on Tom Foolery's head claws extended should I see him.

Thanks for the lol and mol Madi and Mom

Gus said...

Remington, we are glad you were able to rescue Blossom, and hope you apprehend the criminal and SIT ON HIM/HER!

Gussie

Maggie Mae said...

Remington,

What would dose fairies do without yous? ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

The Rocky Creek Scotties said...

We're so glad that Blossom made it to the hospital. Our Mom is a great fairy doctor - seems those wings of theirs always get in the way of something.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

Frankie Furter said...

I am sure you will track down and Punish that Tom Foolery Fella. He deserves it. Poor Fairy.

Life with 5 dogs said...

Hello Remington.
We sure hope your Fairy is Ok. We will be on the look out for Tom Foolery, I will let you know if we see him in our gardens. Happy Wednesday!

Gloria said...

Oh, thank goodness the fairy will be all right! I have heard a bit about that Mr Tom Foolery before. He has been around for awhile. Well...I will be watching for him here, Thanks for the warnings!

Sam and Pippen said...

Hey! We gots lots of those guys in our garden but none look like that Tom Foolery guy... We'll keep our eyes peeled in case he tries to hide out here!

Sam and Pippen

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

It's good to know you're on the case, Rem.

Woofs,
Tommy

jen said...

We will be on the look out for this guy.
Keep up the great work Remington:)

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Great work Remington!! We are glad the fairy made it to the hospital in time and we will be watching for the shifty looking Tom Foolery guy. (I love that picture of you in the CSI hat with the police line tape!!!!) Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

Jacqueline said...

So glad Blossom is recovering well :)...You are always the man for any job, sweet Rem=what would your family do without all your help, sweetie?!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Tricia said...

Hope you catch that awful Tom Foolery, that bad bad dude!!! Good luck Rem

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Looks like Martha and Bailey may have tracked down that Tom Foolery. Glad the fairy is recovering well.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

3 doxies said...

Ooooh, I saw him going dat ways...can you see me pointing? Okays well anyways, he not too nice if you asks me...he even tried to bop me overs da head withs a lantern.
I've heard da saying bout when fairies laughs a new baby is born...or sumptin to dat effect.

Puddles

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

That Tom dude is up to no good... he can't even keep his pants pulled up, fur barking out loud!

Luv,
Cloud

MISTAYA said...

Oh my gosh Remington, I will alert M.O.M.'s garden fairies to be on the look out for this shifty guy. Thank you so much for the warning. I am glad Blossum is doing well. Hugs and wags, Mistaya

Ginny said...

Well, Rem, you need to continue your investigation, because maybe some of those fairies are really imps or gnomes, hiding in their midst and waiting to cause trouble at any time!! I think lie detector tests are in order!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow Remington, that sounds like quite a case! But we know you will be great at solving it and get that perp quickly! We are very glad to hear that Blossom is doing well and wish her a speedy recovery!
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Hi Remington - can you tell Ozabella hi from me please. Tell her it is from Gus Bieber please. She will understand. Thank you.

JackDaddy said...

I'll call the Travelocity gnome and see if he has seen him. He seems to get around a lot!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

What times are visiting hours?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Remy you are one talented pup getting down to the so called brass tacks of the crime...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Minna Krebs said...

That Tom Foolery remaind me of one of those Gangsta Rap kinda guys. He wearing his britches way down low, so that they barely staying on!

Give our best wishes to poor Blossom! I wonder if fairies can re-grow their wings?? hmmm

MinnaK

Sagira said...

Oh no! We will be sure to keep an eye out for him. Is there anything you can't do Remington??? :)

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Glad Blossom, the fairy is recovering well. Is no place safe from Tom Foolery these days? Really, in peaceful Zone 3...It is CRIMINAL! We know you will get things under control again quickly.

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Remington, what in the world did your family do before you came around? All of their mysteries must have gone unsolved - horrors!

Cheyenne -Millie said...

A fairy without a wing!! Oh dear! We hope she gets mended quick!

bichonpawz said...

Bet they were real glad you were on duty Remington!!! Hope she is better soon!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

Good work Remington!
Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot xx

the booker man said...

i'm so glad that miss blossom is gonna make a full recovery. i just know you will catch that tom foolery dude and bring him to the justice!!
*woof*
the booker man

The Army of Four said...

I thought I saw him on a Travelocity commercial, but Stormy said that was someone else. I'll keep my eyes peeled!
Luv,
Dave